We decided to go out for a nice dinner and wanted to have some seafood, so we tried The Noisy Oyster and it was an idea that I wouldn't recommend to anyone else! The crab dip was served with crackers, and it was mediocre. I ordered the grilled Mahi Mahi, which was less than a 6 oz serving with a very, very small side of rice. That was it. I left hungry, even after an appetizer, and at $18 an entree, it was a real ripoff! The waitress was slow, and she didn't seem to care how I felt. Another friend in our group ordered a chicken breast, which was also a small serving with a small side of green beans and he was still hungry also. Long wait between seeing the waitress. Uh, the chairs were comfortable. That's the only positive thing I can say.