I'm not sure whether or not I missed the signs steering me in Juarez, Mexico, but all that was missing was chicks blowing whiistles into my ears while beating me over the head with plastic tequilla bottles.\r
Nice pool??? Only if you look forward to taking a dip in Back River after a three day hurricane. The worse part is someone kept playing the song ""Roxanne"" by the Police over and over again. Stop it already!!\r
Lastly, I think they were hosting a Weight Watchers Convention at the Inn while we were there. Apparently no on got the mention you're not supposed to watch your muffin top continue to expand while flopped down at the pool.\r
For God's sake - I HEAR YOU COMING JACK DANIELS!!!