It's 3am and I'm super excited to have pizza delivered. In my dorm room, I open the box from Natalie's only to find my hopes sinking like melted cheese sliding off a crust. The phenomenon of cheese melting and sliding off a crust, however, is unknown to Natalie's, whose pizza is like a crusted-over scab. The cheese is burnt on top and is the unnatural yellow color of a crayon. It looks like the flesh of some sort of monster or sea creature out of my nightmares. As for the taste, I could generously describe it as bland, but more honestly, I would describe it as unforgivable, or narsty. If you are easily offended, don't order from Natalie's. The pizza only cost $10, but it was the biggest waste of money...ever. I've irretrievably lost the hour of my life spent ordering the pizza, anticipating its delivery, and going downstairs to meet the delivery guy. It is almost tragic that the delivery guy came out in a snowstorm to deliver this terrible, terrible pizza. On second thought, please order from Natalie's so that this guy can continue to have a job, and this all didn't happen in vain. Oh, and I also ate their garlic bread, which tasted like a soggy crouton. How do you mess up garlic bread? Honestly.
Pros: open late
Cons: food is an abomination
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