OK, look, I can go to the DIVE bar, down the street, and pay $2 for a can of budweiser...
OR, I can go to ALCATRAZ, and get a LITER of FRESH MADE BEER for $6. You do the math.
Alcatraz simply is the best place in the world. You can also get a GIGANTIC plate of nachos -- enough for 6 people -- for only $8.
However, you shouldn't go -- you're just not cool enough.