Good: I didn't like anything about this place. The food was appalling, but that is besides the point, as you will see.. Bad: When I got there, I was supposed to be meeting my wife. It was just me and John. He spent a long, long time feeding me drink after drink until I was drunk enough to be persuaded to engage in some light making out. After this he told me I was too fat to really be his type, plus I kissed like a wild ape.
The punchline was that my wife had been told I was meeting her in the meat freezer. so I then had to do some quick thinking to explain 1) why I was late, 2) why I was meeting her in such a weird place. Improvements: I think burning the place to the ground would be too good. I don't understand why they would act this way. I thought this was a good, clean, Christian nation.. Other: I would not recommend this to married couples who do not arrive together. Also if you do, do not believe that your partner is meeting you in the meat freezer. This may save your marriage..