Overall, a very good burger.
I stood in line, taking in the loud music, packed tables and all the signage throughout the small room. Some of the attitude appears contrived, especially being housed within LPM, but when in Rome....
As instructed by the signage, I had my order ready to go by the time I arrived to the first place in line. I ordered a cheeseburger medium with no mustard or onions. As it's cash-only, I had my cash ready in hand and paid quickly.
Once ordered, I stood off to the side mentally laying odds that I'd actually get a table; it didn't look good. My name was called within 5 minutes and nobody had budged from their table. Sigh. Time for plan B.
I took my paper sack and left the Burger Joint. I found a spot in LPM's hall of mirrors (a white marble entryway that leads out to 56th St.) and made the most of the unfortunate experience of not only watching myself eat the burger, but having all my neighbors sitting around me get to watch, too. I can only hope it doesn't end up on YouTube as it was a good, albeit messy, burger.
My original rating for Burger Joint was going to be 4 stars, but after going to Island Burger in Hell's Kitchen, that knocked my socks off and thus LPM's Burger Joint gets three solid stars.
more