I'm not a big strip club guy, back home, but I like to visit the ladies at American Bush during my occasional business trips to Utah. Don't get me wrong. There are some smokin women in Phily, but the girl out here certainly have a certain something. Must be all the fresh air. They're just so sweet and hip. Why can't all women be like the girls at the AB? Thank god I don't live out here, or I'd give them my every penny and be a happier man for it. The girls back home hustle, to put it lightly. (For the record, I only hate the game, not the players. Lol.) The AB gals are, of course at the club to make some $, but they seem to really enjoy their jobs and have a lot of fun. The pressure to buy dances is pleasently low. Or maybe the girls have just figured out that I respond to a girl that seems a little hard to get, even when I'm paying. Lol! And about that, the paying part: Lapdances are $20 and the private room sessions run around $150 per 30 min. I hear you locals groan about that rate, every time I visit the AB. Come on, men of Utah! If you knew what the rest of us are paying for similar dances, out of state, you'd freak. You'd fall over and die.
After hearing so many bad things about the state of stripping in Utah, I went into my first private sess with low expectations. Just in case there is someone out there who has never tried a private sess because of their own Utah stripper sterotypes, pull your head outta your behind! The private sessions are BOMB. I feel dirty, kissing and telling, so you'll just have to see for yourself. I've had close to a dozen sessions, now. (My claim that I'm not a big strip club dude, is starting to waiver. Ek! Lol!) My first sess was with a hottie, aptly named Bliss. Like I said, I was cynical about the milage/quality of the private dances. Bliss gave me an unrefusable deal, that I didn't I'd ever hear from a stripper. She told me that if I wasn't dying to book another sess with her, after we'd finished our first sess, I didn't have to pay anything besides the room rent. In otherwords, she's dance for me, for free. Now, that's confidence! And about that show, Bliss got paid, maybe not all that she desearved (This girl isn't a stripper. She's a DANCER. A very hypnotic one. Her pole work is ridiculous. She's half Japanese/half French/all spidar monkey), but we have done many additional shows since that first one.
I've tried a few other girls, as well. I read some good reviews about Taylor and had a sess with her. She's a total sweetheart, but just not my type. If you were thinking of trying her, don't let me sway you. She's adorable and so eager to please. I had a similar experience with Tasha. She was a great lady, very silly, very fun, super sexual. The chemistry was just off, for us. I must be a bit of an oddball because all of the "top rated girls" ended up not being the most memorible girls, for me. I asked Bliss to recommend some girls to me because she's cool like that (I don't think she's ever heard of the word, "insecurity," and why should she?) and seems to understand what I like. Bliss first sent me to a girl named Tika, then Vanessa. Both homeruns. Tika is the hip chick you want to date. Vanessa is the crazy babe you wanna take straight to the sack. I'm a sucker for a brunette, but I do make an exception for Rilee. I love that she's the only one who remembers my name, what I do, all that. She's really into music and knows about all the obscure electronica music that I've been getting into. I could go on and on. She's literally heaven. (Bliss agrees and has been trying to convince me to get a sess with both herself and Rilee, so we can all "play." I'm saving up for that! I can't remember any more names! Oh yeah, there's a new girl, a beautiful girl named XTC. She's at the top of my list for my next trip. So many girls. So little time. It's a good problem to have!
Pros: Hot, friendly babes. Only lap and private dances in UTAH!
Cons: No booze! Clubs a little divey.
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