It seems faintly morbid to do a review on a funeral home, but most people need them at some point, so here goes. A.S. Turner and Sons is an elegant, beautifully decorated home that can be as private or as public as you want it to be. The building has a variety of rooms that range from small to very large as well as a private chapel that seats about 350 and has an organ. They offer a range of services and the people that you deal with are very empathetic - they realize you are probably very upset, and so they make the process of planning a funeral or cremation as easy as possible without being pushy or intrusive. Your options are explained clearly and without a sales pitch. There's plenty of parking and traffic is not usually a problem except around rush hour.
Okay, now I can stop feeling weird.