Extreme Elvis
Sunday, May 28, 2006
The only thing extreme about Extreme Pizza is its mediocrity. Oh snap, did I just say that? Well, they kinda set themselves up for that didn't they? By not making good pizza. If I had a place called Extreme anything, whatever it was I made would be crazy. Your head would be reeling. It would effect you emotionally and physically. Or in the very least, leave an impression. The one positive thing I'll say is that once, a homeless guy gave us a leftover pizza that they'd given him for free for helping take out the trash or something. So, there is something to say about crappy pizza because can you imagine just giving away good pizza?