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McDonalds has become a symbol of american culture and eating, a place for multiracial, healthy, good looking people to come have a good time....or so their advertising says. In reality, it is...
McDonalds has become a symbol of american culture and eating, a place for multiracial, healthy, good looking people to come have a good time....or so their advertising says. In reality, it is frequented by morbidly obese trailer trash, with a taste for ridiculously high cholesterol and salt content. Children jiggle their jelly rolls as their parents order them double bacon cheeseburgers with a side of large saltfat fries, and give them a mcflurry for desert. Mass marketed feces, responsible for the dietary degradation of the world, and the reason why so many people are fat, McDonalds is a corporate money bag, taking in billions of dollars off the gluttony of moob bearing abominations. For the love of god, do not eat here.
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Papa Johns is definitely the best large pizza chain in the country. They use the best ingredients, instead of horrible artificial substitutes and have a wide assortment of pizzas and sides to choose...
Papa Johns is definitely the best large pizza chain in the country. They use the best ingredients, instead of horrible artificial substitutes and have a wide assortment of pizzas and sides to choose from. Online ordering is very easy with them as well, and they have speedy delivery. While not as delicious as the gourmet super expensive pizza places, it's still quite good and a good deal for the price you pay.
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Tasty, euro, and a place for girly college students to do homework on laptops. Starbucks has been a symbol of capitalistic mass marketed coffee for years now. Brewed using the most delicious...
Tasty, euro, and a place for girly college students to do homework on laptops. Starbucks has been a symbol of capitalistic mass marketed coffee for years now. Brewed using the most delicious ingredients, this is apparent in their outrageous prices. But in the end, the delight of a warm white chocolate mocha in your belly while sitting on a pleather couch makes you forget about that and just enjoy the experience. Starbucks garners three hurrahs from me.
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A nice place to eat delicious burgers, with the option of adding egg, bacon, or etc. to your food. Meals come with the option of three different types of fries, and a drink. Drink fountains contain...
A nice place to eat delicious burgers, with the option of adding egg, bacon, or etc. to your food. Meals come with the option of three different types of fries, and a drink. Drink fountains contain a lemon deposit in case you wish to give your beverage some added citrus. The restaraunt also contains a bathroom to poo and pee after finishing your meal. Tables come fully stocked with ketchup and napkins, and tobasco sauce for those of you with a knack for spicy food. I give Fatburger three hurrahs.
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Although I am an employee of this delicious franchise, my review will be unbiased. It is clearly superior to all other sub chains. The meats are top of the line, and freshly cut, along with all the...
Although I am an employee of this delicious franchise, my review will be unbiased. It is clearly superior to all other sub chains. The meats are top of the line, and freshly cut, along with all the veggies. And they're just plain better tasting that Subway (although Subway is still good). And all others pale in comparison. If you're looking for a good meal then I suggest checking it out and having a feast.
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Mindless mass marketed poo such as grand theft auto that has come to define the video game market is fun, but will not last through the years like Nintendo has. The company has created countless...
Mindless mass marketed poo such as grand theft auto that has come to define the video game market is fun, but will not last through the years like Nintendo has. The company has created countless memorable franchises of excellent quality, such as Mario Bros. Zelda, Metroid, Donkey Kong Country. They continue to innovate while others just ejaculate brainless jizz into the brains of youths sucked into the brainwashing claws of mass media. They are the true providers of quality entertainment, and those who dissagree can go ahead and play their idiotic crap and miss out.
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The space needle is an icon of the pacific northwest, and with good reason. It's big and they serve delicious salmon. Albeit expensive and snooty, typically frequented by the aristocratic elite of...
The space needle is an icon of the pacific northwest, and with good reason. It's big and they serve delicious salmon. Albeit expensive and snooty, typically frequented by the aristocratic elite of washington state, nothing beats bothering them by bringing your trashy loud family there to eat and smash your face against the window going "Whoahb! trippppyyyyyyyyyyyyy" it's quite a fun experience and is greatly enchanced by hallucinegetic drugs. But if that doesn't float your boat then you can always just enjoy the delicious northwestern food on the menu. A good place to eat on special occaisons.
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Tillamook cheese factory is much more than you'd expect. Naturally, when one thinks cheese factory, they think of a rather dull processing plant, filled with thousands of illegal immigrant utter...
Tillamook cheese factory is much more than you'd expect. Naturally, when one thinks cheese factory, they think of a rather dull processing plant, filled with thousands of illegal immigrant utter milkers. That's where you're wrong. Tillamook cheese is the Willy Wonka of dairy products. Upon entrance you're bombarded with an array of concession booths and fudge packing stands. Cheese stores, with authentic cheese memorabilia. Cheese museums filled with cheese history and cheese knoweldge. It's also an ICE CREAM factory. You can watch the workers make and process cheese with jolly smiles on their faces. This is THE dairy factory for the ages.
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There's just some of those rough days that you just want to come home and crack open a chocolate milk carton and browse the internet. Well, Darigold does this perfectly by providing absolutely...
There's just some of those rough days that you just want to come home and crack open a chocolate milk carton and browse the internet. Well, Darigold does this perfectly by providing absolutely delicious milk that is soothing, and creamy to the taste. Packed with nutrients and delicious taste, Darigold continues to amaze after several hundred years of excellent service to families across america. Dairy products help build strong bones as well, although many people are lactose intollerant, such as african americans, and many children, but those who can stomach it are in for a treat. A delicious milky treat.
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