If Motley Crue were to open up their own bar, it would be this place. Take all the trailer trash you can find, toss in a sprinkle of some pretty burly girls who look like they could oil wrestle you into submission, and then add every foul scent and odor you can imagine. Tada you have Cowgirls Inc.
Intended to be a cheap knockoff of Coyote Ugly it comes across more like a bad 80's Butt Rock video. Burly "straight out the trailer park" girls dancing on a bar and pouring cheesy sugar shots down there bodies to a crowd of pro-wrestlings biggest fans. Complete with mechanical bull this is the ultimate testosterone fest. Butch girls, lots of ranch hand looking fellas in plaid, and really LOUD and obnoxious music.
The staff is about as friendly as a case of genital warts and the drinks are over priced and short. Time spent here is time you won't get back at the end of your life. If you still intend to go here wear clothes you don't intend to wear again because by the time you leave you will smell like every foul body odor you have ever known, and then some.
Hence the moniker "Cowgirls St-Inc.
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