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Give a Monkey a Pair of Scissors

Monday, July 19, 2004
... and it'll do a better job. Maybe they've changed over the years, but I stopped going long ago when I came out way more than $13 poorer; I looked like some 80's chop shop hair band revivalist. Go somewhere else at all costs!

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