""You Might Be At A Cheap Steakhouse If...""
- The menu is listed on the wall
- You order at the counter like at a cafeteria
- The meat resembles a Steak-Um (thin, flat, chewy)
- The dishes are plastic and the cheap metal fork bends way too easily
- The entire meal has virtually no seasoning on anything (can you say BLAND?)
- Wine is poured from plastic carafes covered with pieces of saran wrap (one liter=$6)
- Homeless guy sleeping at his table in the corner looks way too comfortable
Did I enjoy my dinner? Not for the taste, but it inspired me to write one heckuva e-mail to my friends back home about the overall experience and provided plenty of laughs. Just remember, if you're buying a complete steak dinner (potato, salad, bread) for $12, keep your expectations very low and you'll be perfectly happy.
Pros: Inexpensive
Cons: Tasteless
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