Fan F#*@ing-tastic. I had so much fun, way better than the strip bars in North Beach. It really is like a champagne room in the middle of the bay. Chicks were hot, although their cha chas could of... More

Fan F#*@ing-tastic. I had so much fun, way better than the strip bars in North Beach. It really is like a champagne room in the middle of the bay. Chicks were hot, although their cha chas could of been bigger the asses were super fine. Not much to eat, but then we didn't go for the food. Can not wait to do it again. If anyone here is planning a charter in the near future, PLEASE INVITE ME.
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This was one of the best experiences I have had since living in San Francisco. The vessel was quaint and comfortable, the views were fantastic and the girls were extraordinarily beautiful. Coupled... More

This was one of the best experiences I have had since living in San Francisco. The vessel was quaint and comfortable, the views were fantastic and the girls were extraordinarily beautiful. Coupled with an open bar and friendly staff, this will not be a night to forget. Did I mention the beautiful women? Worth every penny. Pros: Scenic, Lovely Ladies, Open Bar, Friendly Staff. Cons: No food service, small bathroom.
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My friends and I recently took a Mermaids Cruise on the Bay and we had a phenomenal time! The view of the Bay at sunset was amazing and long after it got dark the city's twinkling lights kept us... More

My friends and I recently took a Mermaids Cruise on the Bay and we had a phenomenal time! The view of the Bay at sunset was amazing and long after it got dark the city's twinkling lights kept us continually admiring the sights. The views outside were just the begining though because when the entertainment started things got more amazing still. We had some of the prettiest, friendliest most talented strippers performing for our trip. They were so entertaining and fun to play with. The free drinks and heavenly bodies just kept my head spinning the entire ride. You seldom find a bar in this city with so much to see and do with such a great price. I hope to find another occasion soon to party on the Bay with the Mermaids Cruise. Pros: the hottest sights in the Bay Cons: no food
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The boat was a very attractive wood and green boat with an interior with seats, carpet, bar and stripper pole. We left at sunset and he show started after all the cities lights came on for 2... More

The boat was a very attractive wood and green boat with an interior with seats, carpet, bar and stripper pole. We left at sunset and he show started after all the cities lights came on for 2 different, beautiful views of the city. The girls were amazing and very friendly. It was a very fun atmosphere with all our friends, and made some new ones too. Not only did the girls strip, but they put on a great show sometimes including audience members. Lots of laughs and cheers. We ate at Pier 39 just incase there was no food, and I'm glad we did. With an open bar, you need some food. Even some pretzels would have been nice., but the crew was super friendly and helpful. Great fo bachelor or birhday party. highly recomend Pros: the girls, the view, the drinks, everything Cons: would like a snack.
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We didn't know what to expect when looking at the leaflet being handed out at pier 39, and since the Mermaid Cruise sounded out of the ordinary, we decided to take a chance. Once onboard, we... More

We didn't know what to expect when looking at the leaflet being handed out at pier 39, and since the Mermaid Cruise sounded out of the ordinary, we decided to take a chance. Once onboard, we immediately felt the festive air mixed with the salt air from the bay. The crew made sure out needs were met and of course the dancers did their professional best as well. What a show! What a view of the night-scape along the city front! I wanted to show my friend something other than the usual tourists spots and the Mermaid Cruise delivered. i've taken day-time cruises of the bay and this was far better. The experience will stay with me and my friend for a long time coming.
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