1. The lifeguards SLEEP in their chairs
2. When not sleeping they may spit ice into the pool...wtf
3. The OLD lifeguard is the meanest creature EVER
4. They call it a "family membership" yet they despise children in all facets of the pool. In the snack bar the kids are threatened to be punched by owners girlfriend. The kids can do nothing except bob in the pool..all other activity warrants a whistle blowing. The weather precautions are ridiculous....if they see lightening or hear thunder no getting in for one hour or until the senior citizen lifeguard hits a dull spot in her novel.