Thank God for the witness protection and relocation program. This riverboat restaurant is an offer you can't refuse. It's hard to ignore all the Lincoln Continentals out front, or the saxophonist... More

Thank God for the witness protection and relocation program. This riverboat restaurant is an offer you can't refuse. It's hard to ignore all the Lincoln Continentals out front, or the saxophonist in the band and his murderous gaze, and though you might miss the cameras all over the ceiling (but if you look you'll see them), this place serves up decent Italian fare with a great view -- you're on a riverboat for crying out loud. When the band is playing, you'll swear you're in a bad seventies movie (in a good way). Just don't complain about the food. You just might wind up with a pair of cement shoes and a special place out back.
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