Check your bill before you leave. They put in a lot more than what you bargained for. I was charged wayyyyyyyy more than I should have.

Check your bill before you leave. They put in a lot more than what you bargained for. I was charged wayyyyyyyy more than I should have.
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I go there midninght weekdays sometimes. Dancers approach me even before I get my first beer. Anything intimate has to happen upstairs, so here is the problem: all the seats there are jizz-stained,... More

I go there midninght weekdays sometimes. Dancers approach me even before I get my first beer. Anything intimate has to happen upstairs, so here is the problem: all the seats there are jizz-stained, there is no privacy with the waitresses and other strippers constantly walking near by (VIP is nothing special but a couple of chairs blocking direct view, in the same place as regulars). Some girls are nasty, smell like mary jane, some lead you on, but dont deliver. Otherwise, its easy to get what you want here, if you have the cash. Pros: Abundant parking space, eager strippers Cons: stained seats, nasty strippers
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Had the Time of my life.. Best to go after 7pm shift change was great !! dying to go back .. had a great time with a little cuban girl from Canarsie...Awesome .. love to see her again .. she has my... More

Had the Time of my life.. Best to go after 7pm shift change was great !! dying to go back .. had a great time with a little cuban girl from Canarsie...Awesome .. love to see her again .. she has my card.. one of the rare places were you can touch all you want as long as she is ok with it... SWEETHOME IS MY PICK .. Pros: FRIENDLY , NICE LOOKING GIRLS Cons: EXPENSIVE, BEWARE OF TRICKS
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The place pushed to get a bottle of champagne just to remove it from the table little after because it was "2:00 AM" (other places would let you enjoy it anyway until you finish it). Girls are... More

The place pushed to get a bottle of champagne just to remove it from the table little after because it was "2:00 AM" (other places would let you enjoy it anyway until you finish it). Girls are uninteresting and expensive. One had the courage of asking 250 USD Tips just to stay close and have a chat. If you run out of cash and want to tip the girl with your credit card (a choice you can make in many places) the club charges around 30%. When brought the credit card bill 15% tips for the waiter was added manually by the waiter already (so you would not "forget"). A "private" dance is 20 bucks (this is the only thing in line with the other places). The club does everything possible to make you feel like you are a lemon to squeeze. I won't come back. Pros: Close if you live by the Galleria. Cons: Everything else.
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Do not go there unless you plan on getting ripped off. One of the dancers suggested we take our activities off site. So Friday night we were at my place. Saturday morning I was giving her a ride... More

Do not go there unless you plan on getting ripped off. One of the dancers suggested we take our activities off site. So Friday night we were at my place. Saturday morning I was giving her a ride home and had to stop by my business and pick up some money for a quick deposit. STUPID me should have dropped her off first. Anyhow she was texting like crazy while I was driving her home and when I dropped her off at the apartment a guy came up on the driver side and put a gun to my head and took my stuff and ran off. Yes 4,000.00 dollors gone. Beware of the dancers at centerfolds they are all wrip offs, Watch for texters and cover your back when you walk out of that place.
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centerfolds was surprisingly a very pleasant experience. it has a upscale feel, but still reasonable drink prices and great service all around. The food was good and the ladies were nice, though... More

centerfolds was surprisingly a very pleasant experience. it has a upscale feel, but still reasonable drink prices and great service all around. The food was good and the ladies were nice, though they lacked diversity the ladies were still above average compared to other clubs ive been to around the area. One girl in particular really made the night memorable. Her name was carmen and she is a very lovely lady. she is the only one i can personally recommend. As far as the club as a whole i would definitely go there again and recommend it to anyone visiting the Houston area.
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Husband & I went to enjoy my first lap dance. We had the best time. Club is clean and the girl we got was perfect. The VIP room upstairs is the best if you want privacy! We will... More

Husband & I went to enjoy my first lap dance. We had the best time. Club is clean and the girl we got was perfect. The VIP room upstairs is the best if you want privacy! We will return! Pros: wait staff and dancers Cons: a little high priced but worth every dollar
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I don't know about the other reviews but I had a terrible experience at Centerfolds. First of all, you had to pay $5 for self parking, not free like the other review stated. Secondly, beer AND... More

I don't know about the other reviews but I had a terrible experience at Centerfolds. First of all, you had to pay $5 for self parking, not free like the other review stated. Secondly, beer AND non-alcoholic drinks were $7.50. Lastly, the girls were only mediocre. In my opinion the best looking girls there were 7's at best. I won't be going back. Pros: good lap dances Cons: Tequila tasted watered down
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Centerfolds by far exceed my expansions. But a dancer by the name of Lacey was the one really made the night. I plan on going there when I come back in town

Centerfolds by far exceed my expansions. But a dancer by the name of Lacey was the one really made the night. I plan on going there when I come back in town
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This topless club is one of the better ones in Houston. Free self parking which is unusual for a strip club in Houston. Most of the women are beautiful and friendly as are the waitresses. The place... More

This topless club is one of the better ones in Houston. Free self parking which is unusual for a strip club in Houston. Most of the women are beautiful and friendly as are the waitresses. The place did have a slight musty smell which must of come from the carpet. Pros: friendly & pretty girls, free self parking Cons: old musty smell inside?
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