Seriously, there is no scale of badness on which we might rate Zona Rosa. When I eventually land in perdition, I am confident that I will be compelled to eat at this restaurant morning, noon, night, tea, and elevensies. The decor and food is mediocre to nasty. The service is surreal: a cross between reality prank tv and old Benny Hill reruns. They can't make a margarita. Chew on that for a moment...two tables had to send them back. Overpriced, occupying valuable space, and preying on one time tourist diners.
Pros: A new benchmark in really bad restaurants
Cons: Open for business