Are you staying up nights and beating your wife? Does your wife beater T-Shirt smell like urine because you have passed out in it for the last 3 days? Do you find it hard to get your main member up b/c your bloodstream is diluted? If so, then THIS IS YOUR PLACE!
Get some help. Your family needs you.
I know that you'll feel guilty because the convenience store that you buy your beer at will go out of business if you don't purchase your nightly case of beer, but you can still support them, just buy Coke or Dr. Pepper. And if the beer maker goes out of business, don't feel bad, it would've happened with or without you.
Remember whatever you do......Drink Sober!
Pros: Sobriety, family, friends, loved ones, popularity, good memories