Do not pass go. Instead, enter the door next to Tealuxe, turn left and go downstairs to the Bargain Basement. The Bargains arguably aren't as good as they used to be (I used to get stuff here for $1 that wasn't hideous) but you can still find some treats and feel like you're beating the system. Go upstairs for ideas; the basement will give you the actual stuff, and cheap too. Friday is a good time to go as it's stocked for the weekend. Don't write it off the first itme, as sometimes the whole place is a wasteland of rejects no one wanted, and with good reason. But if you go at the right time it's a goldmine. You have to bring your items upstairs (all the way up for women) to try them on. Watch for the sporadic, unadvertised "All Red Line Items Extra 50% Off" basement sales.