So, I went to Primitivo last Saturday for my wife's birthday, there were 10 of us. We brought a Cold Stone ice cream cake with kit kats on top and gave it to the waiter (who notified us of a cake cutting fee of ""a few dollars per person"").\r
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He brings the cake out after the meal, my wife puts out the candles, and then it got very weird. When he comes back with the slices there are no kit kats. So after we finish our slices I asked him to bring out the rest of the cake for us to polish off.\r
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The cake shows up . . . no kit kats. I ask ""where'd all the kit kats go"", to which he kind of grins and says ""Uh, that I cannot say.""\r
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Basically, someone ate all the kit kats, which I think is extremely trashy. Especially for a place that charges a cutting fee. But it gets better. I stare him down a la Larry David, and he says ""Well, I gave a piece to the cake cutter, but I don't know that anyone ate the toppings."" So basically, it's ok at Primitivo to charge customers to cut their cake, then steal part of said cake, including all the toppings.\r
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It gets worse. He comes back and offers to remove the fee, which I thank him for, but I figure the manager should know that the staff is eating people's food and ask to speak with him. He comes out and demands to speak with me away from the dining room. I begin to explain the situation to him, and he interrupts with this zinger: ""Listen buddy, I don't know how much you've had to drink but you need to tone down your attitude real fast.""\r
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At this point I just stare at him. He asks if I've ever worked in a restaurant, to which I respond ""What does that have to do with anything?"" Straight out of middle school, he asks again and demands an answer. I say no, and he says ""Well, if you did you'd know that the cutter always takes a piece for himself, and I don't know anything about any toppings being missing."" Real classy.\r
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I don't think I've ever had such poor service anywhere.
Pros: Decent food - if no one steals it off your plate before it gets to you
Cons: Worst service I've ever had, den of thieves
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