Before even entering this roach motel, we were ripped off by the door guy. After sitting through 3 songs with no dancer we finally got our moneys worth....We saw what looked to be a zombie on ether, drunk dancing on a sinking ship. When the dancer came closer; she had more scratchs, bruises, and burn marks than the exorcist. The exorcist needs love to so i bought my friend a dance. She Ham-handedly molested the shit out of him, and for the apex of her performance tweeked his plums like a Russian grappler! To add insult to injury the exorcist ganked my cigarettes and phone. I will be returing tonite.
Pros: my balls got yanked
Cons: my balls got yanked