The idea of ostrich nachos weirds you out? Then avoid this Tex-Mex Portland classic, where creepy marionettes hang from the ceiling, John Wayne posters adorn the walls, and the margaritas are strong, reasonably priced, and very very yum. Don't blame me if you find yourself ordering the nachos every single time you find yourself at Esparza's...I've never managed to steer myself away from them. I hear good things about the barbeque pork enchiladas, but I can't imagine that I'll be trying them any time soon. Go here on a first date; the creepy-kitschy decor will give you something to talk about, and the margaritas will chill you both out.