Have you ever wondered how to square a cirlce? Or if there is a God? Well all of your questions will be answered with one simple action. Yes, Cluck-U-Chicken. It is not the chicken alone, but a riddle which one must solve. The menu only has one real option, and many tricks. Three items, one sauce. Thats right, Nuclear hot bites, at least 18 (obviously), a side of Celery, and at-least-three cracks. The clutch of a true clucker experience. After performing this combination, you will be able to stare into the sun without blinking, appreciate fine wine, and perhaps be given the ability to defeat DK! In this land of Great Beauty, one has not lived the good life wihout clucker. You however, cannot be shown the amazingness, this is why you must climb the mountain alone. Do not try for you will miss, and do not look for you-will-not-see.
Pros: so hot right now, Todd, Sting
Cons: there is no Clucker, in New York.