China Dynasty fills up fast on Friday and Saturday nights, and I simply don't understand why. Their decor is something straight out of a Brady Bunch set, and their menu is tired, unimaginative and offers only competent food. This is standard fare Chinese-American food, which really means it's just not good at all. Nothing tastes fresh; even the egg rolls leave a slick feeling in yourmouth that comes from being worked in old tired stale Fryolator Oil. Yuck. But still, the people of Cranston sure seem to love old oil, tired eggrolls and the Pu-Pu Platter that comes with the requisite '80 flaming center. Be prepared - if you're a fairly healthy eater - to come out of there in dire need of a carrot smoothie to chase the greasy-queasies away.