A friend and I went to Blue Agave in Baltimore on Saturday, May 14, 2011. The dinner and service were awful. We arrived about 7 p.m. only to find that we should have made reservations. We were told that there were tables near the bar that were available, so we sat at a 2-top. We were also advised that if a reservation were canceled, we could move to the dining room. Just after we sat down, 4 other guests sat down at nearby tables. I guess it was too much for the bartender to keep up with. It took 15 minutes for him to come over to the table with the chips and salsa. I had to ask that the table be wiped - twice- because it was very sticky. In 10 more minutes he brought the menus, but only one set. I had to ask for another menu. When he came to take our drink orders, he finally wiped the table (I had to move everything off the table for him to do that). We then ordered the mixed appetizer platter. Except for one item, the platter was pretty awful. Just after we ordered our entrees, the hostess came to tell us that we could move to the dining room because a reservation was canceled. We started to gather our things but were told that since we had already ordered, we couldn't move to the dining room. I asked why our food couldn't be served to us in the dining room. The hostess said something about the 'system being old"" and the order couldn't be transfered. I asked if she could check if our orders had been placed yet since we had just ordered a minute before. The order had been turned in, (the only fast thing the bartender did all night.) Although the reasoning did not make sense, my friend and I decided to stay at the bar and not make an issue out of this ludicrous situation. The bartender said someone would be by to clean off our appetizer plates. The table had not been cleared when the kitchen staff brought out our entrees, so I moved the platter, plates, chips and salsa off the table. The kitchen staff proceeded to serve me my friend's duck entree, announcing it as my pork dish. The pork was overcooked and flavorless, and the dish was mostly potatoes with very little pork. The duck was much better. We thought we'd try a dessert, and had to ask for the dessert menu. We decided to share a dessert and have coffee, but after waiting about 20 minutes for someone to take our dessert order, we gave up. We asked for the check. When we got the check, the groupon we had was not reflected in the total. The bartender said to just deduct it from the total. (I?ve used a lot of groupons at restaurants, and never was I told to just deduct the amount from the total.) I will never go back to Blue Agave. Service was deplorable and the food (even the appetizers) was just so-so.
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