B.E.D. was so ridiculous that i have made a point to come back from my vacation in south beach and write my first review on citysearch. i don't understand what all the hype is about. the drinks are too expensive, the bouncers are snobby and rude, the d.j. sucked, and the place in general was not hoppin. to top it off, they have false advertisement. LADIES LISTEN UP. their whole ""ladies get free dinner after 10pm on monday nights"" is NOT TRUE. as advertised, we called ahead to put our names on the guest list and got there 30 minutes early (i guess they need this false advertisement to just get people to come out). the bouncer showed up 30 minutes late...so we were waiting an hour. then, he starts letting in only his friends, 5'10"" blondes, and groups that were willing to pay $250 for a bottle - $250 for a bottle like absolute! he also totally ignored everyone asking about the reservations and ladies night. when we finally got in, the place was TINY with a typical bar scene from any bar you could go to, except half the people there had sticks up their @sses. we had a great time the rest of our stay in south beach at mansion, cameo, and prive where we were treated like real people. we even got to party V.I.P. style with some NFL players in town for memorial day weekend. so, if you're a 5'10"" model, have $250 to throw away on a crappy bottle, and just want to sit on your bum in an oversized bed all night, go to B.E.D. but if you're a gal wanting to have fun, dance, and meet new people, i suggest avoiding this place at all costs.