All Stars

... because this club is pretty d@mn good for San Antonio. I put it in the same league as Cheeta's in Las Vegas or most topless clubs in Dallas or Houston. Girls range 5 - 8 w/ a couple of 9s once in a while -- most are over-tattoed, but that seems to be the rage these days. Girls are friendly, but don't badger for dances -- if you want to just sit and stare, they will pretty much leave you alone. $5 cover, $5 dances on Tues & Thursday, and cheap drinks helps stretch your dollar these days. Ask for Aeyella or Jocelyn -- both give exceptional dances. No "perks" but they will definitely make you rise to the occasion. Of the SA clubs, this one is the best if you're on a budget--two other clubs in SA are nicer, but you'll burn a lot more cash for the same smiles per hour. Lastly, Brandy, the day door girl, is cute and chatty once you get to know her; give her a wink and tell her Joe sent ya. Pros: Friendly, pretty girls, cheap cover & dances Tues & Thurs Cons: Older club, could use a renovation & private booths more

The worst strip club I have ever been in. They way over charge and give absolutely zero. Nothing. You are wasting your time and money going in there. This place is by far the worst strip club I have ever been in. A complete rip off. If you are looking for some entertainment just go outside and start burning your money because that is all your going to get out of Allstars. I am so angry at myself for getting ripped off in that place. The girls in Allstars are absolute junk, the bottom of the barrel, the worst. The food made me sick as a dog on top of all that. The place is a nightmare. Stay Away. Pros: None Cons: They take your money and give nothing more