... because this club is pretty d@mn good for San Antonio. I put it in the same league as Cheeta's in Las Vegas or most topless clubs in Dallas or Houston. Girls range 5 - 8 w/ a couple of 9s once in a while -- most are over-tattoed, but that seems to be the rage these days. Girls are friendly, but don't badger for dances -- if you want to just sit and stare, they will pretty much leave you alone. $5 cover, $5 dances on Tues & Thursday, and cheap drinks helps stretch your dollar these days. Ask for Aeyella or Jocelyn -- both give exceptional dances. No "perks" but they will definitely make you rise to the occasion. Of the SA clubs, this one is the best if you're on a budget--two other clubs in SA are nicer, but you'll burn a lot more cash for the same smiles per hour. Lastly, Brandy, the day door girl, is cute and chatty once you get to know her; give her a wink and tell her Joe sent ya.
Pros: Friendly, pretty girls, cheap cover & dances Tues & Thurs
Cons: Older club, could use a renovation & private booths