Congratulations! You just landed at the place for the best hamburger/cheeseburger/patty melt place in all of SOMA. Not too many folks know about this place, so let's keep the secret between you and me, OK? Nevermind the cops, ho's, and speedfreaks who hang out here. Just come for the burgers. How do I know about it? Well, one night when I was drunk and stumbling home at 3 am.....Then I came back when I was sober just make sure it was really as good as it seemed. This place blows any fast food place out of the water!